Relax, We Are All Crazy — It’s Not a Competition Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

A gentle public service announcement from a raccoon living its best life: take a breath, lower the expectations, and embrace a little chaos.

This tee is for anyone who’s tired, funny, and emotionally aligned with “bench mode.”

GIFT / USE IDEAS:
• For your favorite overthinker with a sense of humor
• Everyday uniform for errands, coffee runs, and “do not perceive me” days
• A low-key funny gift for coworkers, friends, and chaotic family members

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Details

• Soft ringspun-cotton feel with a smooth hand
• Premium graphic application for crisp detail
• Unisex/retail fit with an easy everyday drape
• Side-seamed body with shoulder taping for shape
• Made to order

Fit & Care

Unisex/retail fit.
Size up for a relaxed, easy look.
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
Tumble dry low.
Iron/steam/dry on medium heat.
Do not dry clean.

Shipping

Free US shipping.
Free Worldwide shipping over $170

Disclaimers

• Made on demand to avoid excess.
•Timing can vary in busy seasons.
• colors can look different on screens and in real-life lighting
• the “white” variant may read slightly off-white due to fabric properties
• small measurement/placement tolerances are normal
• If your order includes multiple items, they may arrive separately. You’ll receive tracking as each package ships.